'Boob Castles and butt muffins' a collection of risque dms

So I was having a casual conversation with @kawaiiviking84 on Instagram (who also provided the lovely title) and the conversation steered towards weird pick up lines, and things that have been sent to me via DM. The strangest and most hilarious ones I took screenshots of, and he gave me the brilliant idea of starting a blog with my favorites. Depending on the amount of creepy messages I get (I have the feeling they will be never ending) I'll just keep pumping (no pun intended) out more blog posts for your entertainment.

So without further adieu, a strange collection of risuqe DMs:

The one that inspired it all.

But what about now? :(

Rather graphic mental image I'm getting. Hint: It involves blood.

Oh good, glad you are proffessional, and not an unproffessional doctor/model.

Well, at least he incorporated my username.

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